I get that cardio 5 times a week. Running screws up my knees, so this is the only form of exercise left to me.
Strengths Made of iron. Rarely take a sick day. For a dude in his 40s, that's remarkable... or insane. (Things have gotten a little less insane ever since the COVID-19 pandemic.) From the age of 28 to 36, I went an entire 8 years without taking a single sick day. This feat will never be repeated, nor am I crazy enough to ever attempt to repeat it. Now I am approaching mere mortality just like the average schmuck, and any prospective employers will just have to deal with that. Huge geek. Rarely unenthusiastic about learning new stuff. The nice thing about web development is that there's always something new and exciting to play with. The bad thing is that we have only 24 hours a day to do that with. Startup pedigree. 996? Pffft. That's a vacation. I've had worse. Belief in teamwork. There's no point in being able to name the seven OSI layers or the difference between a stack and a heap if a programmer can't do basic things like code legibly or write useful comments. The days of a solo superstar going at it in Beast Mode are over. Development is a team sport. |
Weaknesses Ooh, shiny. I get easily distracted by all the cool new stuff that keeps coming up, and this prevents me from learning anything deeply. I learn what I need to use, and move on. This has resulted in numerous gaps in my knowledge that I am constantly plugging. Blond moments. There are days when I chase dead ends only to arrive at a correct solution that lay in a direction I could have headed from the start. Tunnel-vision. As a developer, I tend to fixate more on whether a proposed solution is possible rather than whether or not it is feasible. This is sub-optimal from a business standpoint. Dryer than the Sahara. I don't drink. Ever. I've been told this makes me antisocial and uncool. Creaking joints. Sitting still for long periods of time is a challenge. Punch-clock brain. After |
Opportunities Motivation. Wants to find new ways to add business value, as opposed to simply finding new ways to do stuff. Those who can't do, teach. Is a certified WSQ trainer and assessor. Interested in knowledge transfer. |
Threats Expensive. Younger, cheaper and Obsolete. Constantly needing to keep up with the rapid pace of tech evolution. It's fun, but exhausting. |
I get that cardio 5 times a week. Running screws up my knees, so this is the only form of exercise left to me.
This keeps me sharp, and helps hone my craft. This blog is the product of that.
Years ago, I had a spate of bad luck where two companies I was employed in, folded in the space of half a year. To avoid being entirely idle in between sending out job applications, I made a tree out of old newspapers and toilet roll tubes. For every day that I remained unemployed, I added one branch.
This was inspired while watching Castaway. The wife was stuck in China during the COVID-19 pandemic, and I got a little lonely.
From left: Sharon, Rocky Jr, Rocky and Dwayne.
Every week, I host an English-language room on the Clubhouse app discussing Chinese phrases. Every participant is invited to share an equivalent of that phrase from whatever language or culture they are from.
Here's a SWOT Analysis and FAQ. It will change from time to time. After all, even software evolves, so why not software developers?
In the interests of saving time, I tend to be blunt, though I try not to be rude.
I acknowledge that this profile and its content may be a little too blunt for prospective employers. That's perfectly fine; there's a market for everything. Go find yours.